After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
