GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
His nipple licking is glorious
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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