That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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