maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The Olympian is in my bed
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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