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yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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