Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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