Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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