Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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