HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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