That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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