whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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