Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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