The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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