He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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