I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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