I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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