all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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