Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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