i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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