i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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