he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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