I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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