Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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