she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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