Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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