Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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