I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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