wakey wakey hands off snakey
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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