Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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