Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im holly from the hills drunk
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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