I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
there is glitter all over my balls
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