you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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