What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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