Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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