the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come on in and take your pants off
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