Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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