Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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