Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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