I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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