Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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