wrigley field is MILF paradise
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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