She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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