So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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