I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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