Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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