when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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