hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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