Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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