Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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