i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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