Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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