I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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