i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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